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On Snail Mail

January 12, 2009

So, in light of this childhood tradition, I’d like to send you a postcard.

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On Washing My Hands

December 22, 2008

After using the restroom (unless, I’m going #2), I rarely wash my hands. But, I always run the sink water, just in case someone is listening. Sometimes, I will put my hands next to the water, but not actually in it, if I feel like I’m looking into a double sided mirror with someone monitoring [...]

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On Status Messages I’ve Considered

December 15, 2008

…without further ado (where did that saying come from?), I present you with my original list of status messages I have considered posting, yet refrained, do to some silly voice in the back of my head that is constantly trying to get me to do the right thing (don’t worry, the Lithium usually shuts him up).

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On 11:11 Wishes

December 11, 2008

Am I the only crazy person that is constantly finding reasons to wish for things?

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On Wetting the Bed and Success

December 10, 2008

If you’ve ever gone to a slumber party, gotten all boozed up on Mountain Dew and Ruffles, then, unintentionally (and you’re never invited to sleep at my house if you’ve done this intentionally), peed on a friend’s bed, then you were probably a member of the bedwetter’s club growing up. If you haven’t experienced the [...]

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