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twenty-something

On Stealing Cups from Restaurants

January 18, 2009

I have a lot of plastic cups in my cupboard. Many of them have mysteriously appeared there, sporting logos from nearby restaurants that I frequent. At what age am I too old to be using these as my primary dish set?

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On 60 Days Sober & Quitting Caffeine

January 14, 2009

Today, I started a seven day master cleanse, often referred to as the “Hollywood Diet.” Some people believe Hollywood to be a glamorous place (I am not one of those people), but I assure you that there is nothing glamorous about the master cleanse. No food, sodas or anything of substance. You might be able to have a raw vegetable or two from time to time, but you are certainly not allowed even near a coffee pot. I’m on day one of no caffeine. I’m shaking. I have a headache. My knees are sore and on the verge of buckling. Booze was easy. Caffeine is the real vice. I need you caffeine. I want you.

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What should my room look like at twenty-five?

January 12, 2009

So, there you go. Your room should look a little more grown up now, I know mine does. But, it’s important that your room still mimics your personality. Thus, I’m keeping my Darth Tator doll. It’s a good conversation starter and a way to get a girl to sit on my bed. And we all know where that leads…sexy time! Yeah, I don’t think twenty-five is going to change much.

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On Custom Condoms (Personal Branding)

January 10, 2009

It has recently been brought to my attention that now on the market are custom order condoms carrying your likeness. That’s right 1) Upload your picture, 2) Select Rubber Specs, 3) Your Personal Branding – now a lot more personal. So, with all the 2k9 talk about personal branding I’ve been hearing this week, my question is whether or not your face (or mine, rather) on a jimmy hat helps or hurts your personal brand?

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On “Can I get a light?”

December 27, 2008

I am not a smoker. I have never been a smoker and I will never be a smoker. It is because of this non-smoking habit that I rarely (see. never) carry a lighter on my person.

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