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Getting spicy in the bedroom

March 4, 2009

I have it on good knowledge that one should ALWAYS wash their hands upon finishing any kind of Mexican, Tex-Mex or Spanish dining. Even if you are not expecting any type of romantic action immediately following those puffy tacos you’re eating (and for your lover’s sake, I hope you wait, at least, an hour), it is that kind of non-forward thinking that will land you in the precise position that I am about to outline.

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Jon Ray’s 10 Tips for Getting Famous Online

February 4, 2009

Well, given I was listed on a top ten list for PR people in Austin, today, I figured I’d take a stab at teaching you how to get famous on the internet. The next thing you know it, you’ll be speaking your new catch phrase into homes across America.

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On Losing My Virginity

January 12, 2009

I lost my virginity in the worst, most cliche way imaginable. I was wasted, at a toga party.

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On 11:11 Wishes

December 11, 2008

Am I the only crazy person that is constantly finding reasons to wish for things?

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On Nostalgic Smells

December 8, 2008

It’s amazing how powerful our sense of smell can be. There are certain things that I can catch the slightest whiff of in the air and all of the sudden I am right back in the place where I first smelled it. This is a list of smells that to this day, still make me [...]

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