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relationship

Newspaper Subscriptions and Flatulence

June 10, 2009

What are the rules for farting, in a relationship?
Relationships can be tricky things and most of the time, I find myself learning by doing (i.e., learning from my mistakes). Sure, I can run to a newsstand and pick up the latest men’s magazine in the hopes of catching an advice column as to what I’m [...]

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Jon Ray’s 10 Tips for Getting Famous Online

February 4, 2009

Well, given I was listed on a top ten list for PR people in Austin, today, I figured I’d take a stab at teaching you how to get famous on the internet. The next thing you know it, you’ll be speaking your new catch phrase into homes across America.

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On Hooking Up the First Night

November 22, 2008

Girls. When are you going to realize that hooking up with a guy the first time you meet him is NOT the right way to end up in a long-term relationship. Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you’re going to act like a prostitute, we’re probably going to treat you like one. We’ll keep [...]

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