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Getting spicy in the bedroom

March 4, 2009

I have it on good knowledge that one should ALWAYS wash their hands upon finishing any kind of Mexican, Tex-Mex or Spanish dining. Even if you are not expecting any type of romantic action immediately following those puffy tacos you’re eating (and for your lover’s sake, I hope you wait, at least, an hour), it is that kind of non-forward thinking that will land you in the precise position that I am about to outline.

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Courage, confidence & character…no longer

January 26, 2009

With the right light and a slightly twisted point of view, this Girl Scout looks as though she is hanging, lifeless.

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What goes with pie? Milk! Milk! Reliving my glory days on the pageant circuit

January 22, 2009

This was the moment I had waited for, the moment I had been training for all my life. I stood behind the stage curtains, venting butterflies from beneath my cardboard costume. The theme portion of the competition had already started and the two escorts holding champagne glasses, three-quarters full with milk, meant it was my time to shine. I stepped out on stage to a capacity auditorium and delivered my lines the only way I knew how.

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