by Jon Ray on January 6, 2009
She wants him to hold her and he does, taking the next exit off the highway. He pulls up to a stoplight as it turns red and kisses her softly, looking deep into her eyes. The light turns green, but neither move, still staring into each other. The radio clock turns 12:00 and the traffic signals flash yellow light. The car stands still - caught in a moment.
by Jon Ray on January 4, 2009
The ephemeris holds all the answers. It is a shrine to young love and lust. It must be destroyed.
by Jon Ray on December 20, 2008
Think about the people you have pooped or peed in front of at some point in time. I bet you they are some of your closest friends and loved ones. To love is to poop.
by Jon Ray on May 5, 2008
I had to post this as soon as I finished watching because it might be the most accurate portrayal of a text message relationship that I have ever seen. It also happens to be hilarious in a really funny because it’s true kind of way. If you haven’t already, you can read my text message [...]
by Jon Ray on April 22, 2008
Watching black and white television,
rabbit ears wrapped in tin foil,
makes me hungry for fish sticks.
If you’d let me,
I would dip your heart in ketchup
and pretend we had a love that was innocent,
served hot with mac ‘n’ cheese.
I’m going to sell my car,
so I can ride bikes with you
in the back alleys of neighborhoods
yet to be [...]