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Would you, please, stop talking already!?

January 22, 2009

How is it that some people can be SO annoying? Do they know they are annoying and simply ignore all the telltale signs that point to their bothersome existence. Or, are these people oblivious to the fact that everyone in the room is secretly wishing they would leave?

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On Dropping Things in the Toilet

January 18, 2009

I’m going to chalk this up to my slow drift into caffeine/booze-free insanity, but today while using the facilities (i.e. taking a piss), I was distracted by a Billy Mays infomercial that I’d been trying to catch the end of and for some reason stopped mid-stream to hurry into the living room and watch it.

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On Custom Condoms (Personal Branding)

January 10, 2009

It has recently been brought to my attention that now on the market are custom order condoms carrying your likeness. That’s right 1) Upload your picture, 2) Select Rubber Specs, 3) Your Personal Branding – now a lot more personal. So, with all the 2k9 talk about personal branding I’ve been hearing this week, my question is whether or not your face (or mine, rather) on a jimmy hat helps or hurts your personal brand?

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Jon Ray – Who am I to question that?

January 8, 2009

So, by now, you should all be aware of the fact that 2009 is the year that I am planning on becoming famous. Well, guess what, it’s already happening with the help of my new friends over at Showbizzle.com. Not only did they find me talented as a writer, they said (in so many words), “Jon, why don’t you write, act and produce an entire episodic series about yourself? And we’ll pay you the big bucks to do it!” So, for days, I considered whether this would hurt or help my online persona. Would a partnership with Showbizzle put me on the next level of fame? Did Showbizzle really understand what made me such a popular blogger, or were they just trying to capitalize on something that appeared to be buzz worthy? Here’s a video of me talking with Janey of Showbizzle:

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Merry Holidays!

December 24, 2008

My brother (Jeff Ray) and I (Jon Ray) would like to wish you and yours a very merry holiday season! Thanks for supporting my writing and this blog, etc

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