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Nautical Themed Pashmina Afghan

February 13, 2009

Ever since this video, you all want a nautical-themed pashmina Afghan. I get that. But, what is it and where does one purchase something that accents a blue blazer and boat shoes so perfectly?
Afghan pashmina is a beautiful and durable material woven from silk and wool in a variety of patterns, colors, and sizes. Silk [...]

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Jon Ray – Who am I to question that?

January 8, 2009

So, by now, you should all be aware of the fact that 2009 is the year that I am planning on becoming famous. Well, guess what, it’s already happening with the help of my new friends over at Showbizzle.com. Not only did they find me talented as a writer, they said (in so many words), “Jon, why don’t you write, act and produce an entire episodic series about yourself? And we’ll pay you the big bucks to do it!” So, for days, I considered whether this would hurt or help my online persona. Would a partnership with Showbizzle put me on the next level of fame? Did Showbizzle really understand what made me such a popular blogger, or were they just trying to capitalize on something that appeared to be buzz worthy? Here’s a video of me talking with Janey of Showbizzle:

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On Looking at Penises While Peeing

December 23, 2008

Bathroom etiquette would have you keep your eyes directly in front of you. If there is literature on the wall, it is appropriate to indulge in its content. If lacking literature, you are expected to give the blank surface in front of you the exact same attention you would have given a newspaper article. A wandering eye is frowned upon in this place.

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On Investing in a Laugh

December 18, 2008

What I’m getting at is that the more time that goes into a prank, the funnier it becomes. Like that one time we tied 500 hot dogs, each with its own string, to a friend’s tree. Or when we spent 6 hours toilet papering a house with 350 rolls of paper. The more invested you make yourself in a prank, the funnier. Remember that kids.

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On Status Messages I’ve Considered

December 15, 2008

…without further ado (where did that saying come from?), I present you with my original list of status messages I have considered posting, yet refrained, do to some silly voice in the back of my head that is constantly trying to get me to do the right thing (don’t worry, the Lithium usually shuts him up).

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