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Newspaper Subscriptions and Flatulence

June 10, 2009

What are the rules for farting, in a relationship?
Relationships can be tricky things and most of the time, I find myself learning by doing (i.e., learning from my mistakes). Sure, I can run to a newsstand and pick up the latest men’s magazine in the hopes of catching an advice column as to what I’m [...]

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Taking Baths

February 20, 2009

I like to get tipsy and climb in the bath with a straw. I, then, proceed to breathe really hard and pretend that I own a jacuzzi.

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