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On My Lazy Security Guard

January 16, 2009

I keep late hours. If you know anything about me it’s that I’m a bit of a night owl. That being said, over the last couple of years, I’ve come to know my building’s night watchmen better than most. The relationship is tumultuous at best. Mostly, because we are in a constant battle for creative control. You see, Albert (my night watchmen) is a bit of a scribe, as well. And while he doesn’t keep a blog (that I’m aware of), he does scribble voraciously into his nightly report log. Guess who the main character is? Me.

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