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Kissing to my right :/

June 13, 2009

I often envy ambidextrous people. I assume that these people, ripe with articulation from both sides of their body, are constantly writing, da Vinci-style, on both the right and left pages of their journal, simultaneously, then stepping up to the plate in their local softball game, hitting home runs from either side of the plate, [...]

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Jon Ray’s 10 Tips for Getting Famous Online

February 4, 2009

Well, given I was listed on a top ten list for PR people in Austin, today, I figured I’d take a stab at teaching you how to get famous on the internet. The next thing you know it, you’ll be speaking your new catch phrase into homes across America.

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Ten ’till Curfew

January 6, 2009

She wants him to hold her and he does, taking the next exit off the highway. He pulls up to a stoplight as it turns red and kisses her softly, looking deep into her eyes. The light turns green, but neither move, still staring into each other. The radio clock turns 12:00 and the traffic signals flash yellow light. The car stands still – caught in a moment.

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On My Secret Crushes

January 4, 2009

The ephemeris holds all the answers. It is a shrine to young love and lust. It must be destroyed.

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On First Dates and Dating

December 20, 2008

Should you be considering dating me, here’s what you can expect:

I’m a big fan of opening doors for people. If having a door held open for you makes you uncomfortable, we might have a problem, because I open doors. First dates for me are like job interviews, although, they are much more likely to end in a good night kiss. That being said, I will still expect you to provide a resume and references.

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