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On Opening Christmas Presents

December 25, 2008

There are some people who take a considerable amount of care while opening their presents on Christmas morning. First, they must examine all of their packages, making mental notes on the presentation of each. These package care takers judge presents like books; the cover determines whether each gets a read. They are the “bad beneficiary.”

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On The Best Christmas Gift for a Child

December 18, 2008

The Fun Save ATM: because its never too early for a child to learn that banks can act as a catalyst for industrialization.

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On 101Xmas Party at Emo’s

December 17, 2008

I listen to top-40 radio, read People Magazine, eat at McDonald’s and own an SUV. I’ve never discovered a band before the rest of the world and it’s likely I never will. But, that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy good music. I pride myself in picking friends who make it their life’s work to learn about every seventeen year-old who’s ever picked up a guitar. Thus, I know good music by association.

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