Today, I started a seven day master cleanse, often referred to as the “Hollywood Diet.” Some people believe Hollywood to be a glamorous place (I am not one of those people), but I assure you that there is nothing glamorous about the master cleanse. No food, sodas or anything of substance. You might be able to have a raw vegetable or two from time to time, but you are certainly not allowed even near a coffee pot. I’m on day one of no caffeine. I’m shaking. I have a headache. My knees are sore and on the verge of buckling. Booze was easy. Caffeine is the real vice. I need you caffeine. I want you.
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