Comments on: Google suggests you become a vampire

By: angie

angie — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:48:56 +0000

u dont become a vampire by getting bitten by one, at least i dont believe that.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:37:03 +0000

LOL…my cat hates you

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:45:45 +0000

Allyssa tell your friend to bite me!

By: allyssa

allyssa — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:13:38 +0000

ok………………..so , i used to not believe in vampires, but now i do. and my friend is a vampire im going 2 ask her 2 bite me!

By: Susan Walsh

Susan Walsh — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:29:21 +0000

Haha, this is hilarious. Recently I became aware of googlefight.com. I read an article where the writer started asking her friends if they could choose just one, would they choose oral sex or cheese? She was horrified and disgusted to find that most of her friends said cheese. (She was a vegan and anti-cheese to begin with, so I don’t think it was a very objective article.) She took it to googlefight, where cheese won hands down. Personally, it was a very tough call. But there’s nothing like a good runny triple creme.

By: Kristina

Kristina — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:42:05 +0000

Made me chuckle pretty hard!

Thanks Jon :>)

Notice that OA didn’t respond to this:

…i am extremely terrified of chinese people

Where did that come from???

By: Jon Ray

Jon Ray — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:48:10 +0000

Yeah, but isn’t it more fun to just come up with your own answers? I like to stretch my imagination from time to time. Although, I appreciate you clarifying. Thanks.

By: Obvious Answer

Obvious Answer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:00:34 +0000

IEatBrainz was MAC music software. I Eat Pandas is a comedy group in New York. You can answer qusestions like yours by using google and actually clicking on the links provided, instead of being amazed by them.

By: Barbara Elaine

Barbara Elaine — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:54:25 +0000

my personal favorite. “why do”… men have nipples.