Google suggests you become a vampire
by Jon Ray on July 9, 2009
While playing…er…doing some research on the internet today, I noticed a couple of strange things going on over at Google:
Type in “how to become” and Google prompts you with:

…a vampire!
Type in “i am” and Google then suggests:

…i am extremely terrified of chinese people
Type in “i eat” and just scroll down the list of Google suggestions:

I eat brainz? I eat pandas? …and who are the guys down at the bottom eating “poop” and “babies”!?
Type in “i want to” and Google then suggests:

DIE! …yikes
Google you are a fickle beast…and these are NOT made up…go try them yourself…what strange nuggets have you found lurking within the Google walls?
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