Nautical Themed Pashmina Afghan

by Jon Ray on February 13, 2009

Ever since this video, you all want a nautical-themed pashmina Afghan. I get that. But, what is it and where does one purchase something that accents a blue blazer and boat shoes so perfectly?

Afghan pashmina is a beautiful and durable material woven from silk and wool in a variety of patterns, colors, and sizes. Silk pashmina has been used for thousands of years in the areas surrounding the Himalayas because of the ease in which it can be made and acquired. Although the fabric originated in India, weavers began to spread throughout Asia as its popularity increased. Eventually, this trend spilled over into the crisp champagne drinking crowd, leading to uncontrollable booty popping and spontaneous handstands on starboard decks across the globe.

Here’s all you need to embrace the trend:

  • Purchase your nautical-themed pashmina Afghan at an upscale department store or just find something similar, but loads cheaper at a thrift store (they are loaded with these scarves).
  • Pick up case of Santana champagne (because it’s so crisp).
  • Ride a dolphin and/or fuck a mermaid.
  • Remember that you’re on a mother fucking boat.

Aren’t nautical-themed pashmina Afghans fun? Thanks Lonely Island. Incredibad is AMAZING!!!

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  • whoatethispear
    i am a nautical theme pass me the afghan i am king of the world on the boat like a leo !
  • Ekidnagrrl17
    Hey folks I really wanted one too. So I decided to make some, check it out and if you mention this post I'll give you 10% off!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id...
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&s...
  • try vineyard vines
  • fgw
    try vineyard vines
  • Great job, also, I'm glad to see people that liked the video as much as me, very cool.
  • Brandon Ros
    I would seriously purchase a nautical-themed pashmina Afghan.
    What stores should I try?
  • Jamie
    I am making these now! Email me at duncans2160@bellsouth.net and I will send you a picture. You will LOVE it! Thanks, Jamie
  • Blake
    EXCELLENT!
  • Noelle
    @ Ally: Your conclusion is total speculation. It's invalid to say that you /cannot/ find one. I'm sure there's one available for purchase somewhere.
  • Ashley
    LMFAO yes. Brilliant.
  • Jac
    "Here’s all you need to embrace the trend....". Yeah, I LOL'ed @ Step 3 and 4.

    Well done sir.
  • Dude... at first I thought he was saying "I got a nautical theme (period). Pass me the Afghan (as in weed)".... but once I found out he was referencing a Pashmina Afghan, Andy Sandberg just won like 1,000 fucking internets.
  • eddie
    haha, same here.
  • Courtney
    let me just say, i am so happy someone is just as in love with this digital short as i am.
    and this is absolutely hilarious.
  • Maria DiLazzaro
    I have been dying to find one of these. Seriously, its killing me to not find one and everywhere I look for one I cant find it. Could you PLEASE point me in the right direction? Email is : xsnlovex@aol.com

    haha, thanks so muchh
  • ally
    you cannot find one
    they bought a blue scarf, wrapped it around andy's neck, and sewed on anchor patches so they would be in the shot... sorry bout that
  • Jamie
    I am making the Nautical Theme Pashmina Afghans now! Email me at duncans2160@bellsouth.net and I will send you a picture!
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