On Supposedly Healthy Things

by Jon Ray on January 16, 2009

Kombucha

We are a society that loves good marketing. If something is supposedly eco-friendly, cleansing, biodegradable, organic, raw, rejuvenating, restoring, revitalizing, replenishing or regenerating, we jump at the opportunity to show it off to our friends. We tell ourselves that we feel healthier having purchased said buzz word products. “It’s a life decision,” we’ll proudly assert. For these reasons, I hope that Whole Foods knows what it’s doing, as I am one of those people that assumes if it is sold in a Whole Foods, it must be good for you.

Thus, I am currently drinking a Passionberry Bliss Kombucha beverage. Its label boasts ALL of the above buzz words. Despite its foul aroma, vinegar-like taste and sketchy (at best) texture, I have been drinking one every single day. After all, I deserve a delicately cultured Chinese Tea from time to time, don’t I? Someone, please tell me that this Kombucha stuff is good for me; that it will give me super powers. Because, if I’m drinking it solely for its buzz worthy label, I think I’m going to puke.

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  • erini
    I buy things solely based on packaging and image. It's why I have an iPod and a flip mino (with a pink trex on it to match by blog)... While the products are decent, they're not necessarily superior.
    Personally, I've been wanting to try these drinks for a while. I like the bottle. I also like tea. Though if they taste how you've described them, I might stop at one.
  • It can also make you fairlyv tipsy in the middle of the day
  • @hanski - duly noted
  • hanski
    by the by, your posts are getting a smidgen boring. I had to entertain myself with my own comment just then.
  • hanski
    what kind of people do you hang out with that will drink anything simply for its supposed buzzworthiness and call it a "life decision?" That just sounds fuckin stupid. Personally, if i'm going to pay whole foods prices for a tea, there had better be a chinese herbalist casting some ultra special confucianist energy into it as it steeps. Or at least a very persuasive label convincing me that at some point, in some faraway land, a chinese herbalist cast ultra special confucianism energy into it.
  • Our body absords only what we need. Something that has ten times the vitamin C won't do you anymore favours than something giving you nine times the vitamin C. You're body will take the vitamin C it needs and dump the rest. Vitamin C.

    I've subscribed via Googlereader to your blog. Why? Curiosity. You added me on Twitter. I get so confused when someone does that. Especially when I don't know them. I'm feeling the pressure now to be a good Twitterist. So ... yeah ... In closing: vitamin C.
  • It's good for you, don't worry! One of it's best benefits is its alkalizing properties. In general, all of our bodies in the US are too acidic from our meat-heavy diets. This leads to all sorts of inflammatory diseases and issues...ever wonder why allergies are all of a sudden an epidemic? (cedar proliferation from lack of wildfires aside). Our bodies are inflamed. Kombucha cools them down. I drink 3-4 per week. I don't have allergies. Anecdotal, yes. Way too complex to draw simple causation? maybe. But that's the short story. I could go on.
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