Comments on: On My Lazy Security Guard http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/ Poems that don't rhyme - and other writing Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:30:25 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Dirty http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3057 Dirty Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:54:37 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3057 I think you should hit it. I mean you both want it. His way is writing about your escapades on a daily basis. And your way is strutting around your apartment complex in your underwear. To each is own homo. I think you should hit it. I mean you both want it. His way is writing about your escapades on a daily basis. And your way is strutting around your apartment complex in your underwear. To each is own homo.

]]> By: Kristina http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3040 Kristina Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:46:02 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3040 How odd that his job description includes making sidebar comments about you. How is this helpful to your management. That's why I have a hard time with places like this...it's too Big Brother for me. Why is he outside of your door lurking?? Is he in love? ~Kristina How odd that his job description includes making sidebar comments about you. How is this helpful to your management.

That’s why I have a hard time with places like this…it’s too Big Brother for me. Why is he outside of your door lurking?? Is he in love?

~Kristina

]]> By: Devin Ritchie http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3037 Devin Ritchie Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:42:22 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3037 No, no. Spice up the story. Start bringing random people in, and be taking out large odd pieces of garbage... and wear a hat. No, no. Spice up the story. Start bringing random people in, and be taking out large odd pieces of garbage… and wear a hat.

]]> By: Rach http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3034 Rach Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:47:48 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3034 Ha, Faryl. Great minds. Ha, Faryl. Great minds.

]]> By: Diana http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3033 Diana Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:47:39 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3033 Well, if he watched Saved by the Bell: The college years instead, I think you could let his actions slide. But I am of the opinion that you should subtly freak him out. What if he's writing a future Nobel winning work? You definitely want to be the main character. Or you could just go downstairs with your own notebook, stand across from him. and write down his every move. Well, if he watched Saved by the Bell: The college years instead, I think you could let his actions slide. But I am of the opinion that you should subtly freak him out. What if he’s writing a future Nobel winning work? You definitely want to be the main character.
Or you could just go downstairs with your own notebook, stand across from him. and write down his every move.

]]> By: Rach http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3032 Rach Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:47:15 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3032 I think you should adopt a series of conflicting characters for him to describe. Really distinct ones, and maybe even different accents or costumes. Maybe you can mention one of your other characters to him as yourself and he'll think you're octuplets living in the one apartment. Or you could just hire a bear costume and wear different elements of it on different days, otherwise dressed as normal and acting as usual. I think you should adopt a series of conflicting characters for him to describe. Really distinct ones, and maybe even different accents or costumes. Maybe you can mention one of your other characters to him as yourself and he’ll think you’re octuplets living in the one apartment.

Or you could just hire a bear costume and wear different elements of it on different days, otherwise dressed as normal and acting as usual.

]]> By: Faryl http://whoisjonray.com/2009/01/16/on-my-lazy-security-guard/comment-page-1/#comment-3031 Faryl Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:53 +0000 http://whoisjonray.com/?p=1024#comment-3031 I'd start baiting him - wearing a bright red boa, carrying a series of pinatas upstairs (maybe 3 a night for 3 nights?), sit by the vending machine and read for about 10 minutes before going back upstairs . . . random stuff just to see how he'd describe it in his log! I’d start baiting him – wearing a bright red boa, carrying a series of pinatas upstairs (maybe 3 a night for 3 nights?), sit by the vending machine and read for about 10 minutes before going back upstairs . . . random stuff just to see how he’d describe it in his log!

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