On Custom Condoms (Personal Branding)

by Jon Ray on January 10, 2009

Jon Ray: Custom Condom: Personal Branding

It has recently been brought to my attention that now on the market are custom order condoms carrying your likeness. That’s right 1) Upload your picture, 2) Select Rubber Specs, 3) Your Personal Branding – now a lot more personal. So, with all the 2k9 talk about personal branding I’ve been hearing this week, my question is whether or not your face (or mine, rather) on a jimmy hat helps or hurts your personal brand?

Don’t get me wrong, I want to get my likeness in every nook and cranny I can manage and the thought of someone taking one of these custo-condoms out of a bowl at a party, only to realize hours later, just before consummation, that my smiling mug is right there cheering the act on is something I won’t, lightly pass on; but what does driving the message home (literally/figuratively) in this fashion say about intimacy? Is intimacy, like body parts and baby names before it, the next frontier for lead footed marketers? Are you about to have my smiling mug all up in your unmentionables? It’s worth pondering.

  • I think that it is certainly a new perspective. The question is really more if you want your face crammed in between the two while they're in 'intimacy time'...

    I thought printing prime time TV ads on eggs was a little far, personally, so I'm not necessarily for these puppies either...
  • If i went to grab a condom and dude's face was on it smiling up at me as I was gong to break that sucker open, I'd hand it back to him and let him know that if he dug himself that much, he'd have a better time with himself than with me.
  • I'd imagine if it were good or bad for your personal brand would probably depend on the values of your personal brand.. I'd imagine if you're brand shares the values of say... Dirty Harry.. or something.. that might be a pretty good mix.. anything with a good macho bent to it.. on the other hand.. I could see something excessively queer being fun to!

    I think the notion of using condoms for marketing is just toooo much fun to pass up..

    God, wouldn't Buddy Christ, from Kevin Smith.. make for an awesome thing to put on a condom?

    If indie bands put there likeness on them.. it would be a fun spin to the plaster casters...

    OMG, i gotta get some condoms made up!!!
  • This has been going on for a while - I remember promoting "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and getting a number of them to pass out. However, they had the negative effect where I hoarded them all to myself because they were so cool.

    Never used any of them, I'm sure they're expired by now, sadly.
  • @Justin - I have to find me some of these eggs. That would be a great way to get your brand in front of me, as I'm like Gaston in Disney's Beauty and the Beast - "Now that I'm a man, I eat 12 dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

    @Mollena - Yeah, but you've got to admit it'd be pretty funny and even though the times I've laughed through sex haven't always been the best, they are certainly one's I'll never forget.

    @Miss Gacy - The thumbs up addition to the above artist rendering of me is definitely the icing on the cake. Going back to the drawing room as we speak...

    @Matt - You're totally right! This is ripe for band promotion!

    @Nick - You don't be using them rubbers because you be like, "fuck it!" right? ;) - Why'd you have to waste all those awesome rubbers?
  • Jon - any rubber you get at a giveaway is generally not going to be of a quality that you're going to want to rely on. For example, in an ironic twist, the worst condoms you can get are the free ones that you get from Planned Parenthood.

    The freebies are a great promotional tool, but generally are bad when... put into practice. I have to wonder about the liability issue there, too...
  • K, here's the msnbc article on 'em...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13935781/


    EggFusion.com doesn't seem to be working. Damn
  • Great idea, now you can really stick it to anyone!... using a condom
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