Before it got all commercialized and people started sporting bumper stickers, t-shirts and fanny packs to show their involvement, “The Secret” was referred to, by those in the know (me), simply as having a positive attitude. I strongly believe (and I’m not joking) that if I direct enough attention towards something, it will come into my life. I believe that it is that simple too. No real action required. This is why every morning, I wake up for fifteen minutes and just think about things that I want to happen in my life. After this, sometimes I will go back to sleep and sometimes, I will watch television, but regardless, my work is done for the day. Through the power of positive thinking, I am manifesting everything I want into my life without having to ever worry about any of the leg work. I suggest you try this, because it’s WAY easier than actually working. Fifteen minutes a day and you’re set. I’m calling it the two hour work week. The audio-seminar will be available soon at four easy installments of $79.95 and as an added bonus, I’ll teach you how to walk on water. (Actual messiahs need not apply)
This is part of a series of facts designed to help me figure out who I really am. Got some insight? Leave a comment.
